XXX
Socijalistička misao je bila religija ideologije. Kapitalistička misao
jeste ideologija religije.
Socialist thought was an religion of the ideology. Capitalist thought is ideology
of the religion.
XXX
Ono sto ne mozemo spoznati nerijetko ismijavamo. Ni ne shvatajuci da upravo to...sebi
cinimo!
The issue which we can not understand very often we laughed at. Bt, we do not
understand that we are doing that to...ourselves by all means!
XXX
Revolucija je invalid sopstvenih nakana. Poslije svega!
Revolution is an invalid of its own intentions. After all!
XXX
Radovan Karadžić se nije pojavio danas u sudnici u Den Haagu. Imao
je neodlozan sastanak sa Draganom Dabićem!
Radovan Karadžić did not show up today at the Court room in Den Haag.
He had irremisible meeting with Dragan Dabić!
XXX
Bosna i Hercegovina konačno zna ko su joj otac i majka!? Otac je MITO a
majka KORUPCIJA!
Bosnia and Herzegovina finally know who are her parents?! Father is BRIBE (MITO)
and mother is CORRUPTION (KORUPCIJA)!
XXX
Rat je zaista bio bolji...Bar si znao ko je neprijatelj. Bar nakratko...
The War was really better...At least you knew who was the enemy. At least for
the short period of time...
XXX
Definicija Velikog brata na ovdasnjim televizijama: As much as possbile connecting,
as less as possible thinking!
Definition of the Big brother on Balkan TV stations: Sto je vise moguce povezivanja,
i sto je manje moguce razmisljanja!
XXX
Apatija gradjana nije izuzetak koji potvrdjuje pravilo. Na Balkanu to je pravilo
koje iskljucuje izuzetak!
Apathy of the citizens is not an exception that proves the rule. In the Balkans
it is a rule that excludes the exception!
XXX
Istina oslobadja! Da, ali kako ce kad ovdje jos uvijek ne postoji samo jedna...istina?!
The truth liberates. Yes, but how will do that when here does not exist only
one...truth?!
XXX
Srbima i Hrvatima je preko glave i njih samih! Jedino Bosnjaci, pardon muslimani
ne znaju s kim su a protiv koga!?
Serbs and Croats are fed up with themselves over their heads! Only Bosniaks,
muslims does not know with whom they are and against whome!?
XXX
Ne okreći se, sine. Ne vrijedi. Kao nekada!
Do no turn back, my son. Doesn't worth. As use to be!
XXX
Pisati nije tesko. Tesko je znati pisati!
It is not difficult to write. It is difficult to know how to write!
XXX
Bolna istina: Stranke na vlasti u BiH su tu da štite tajkune, lopove i kriminalce
od novinara i istine!
Painfull truth: The Parties on the power in BIH are here to protect tycoons,
thieves and criminals from journalists and the truth!
XXX
Da li je na ovim prostorima ikada rat prestao? Ne! Uzeli su pauzu za ručak!
Have ever war finished here? No! They took a break for lunch!
XXX
Pisac je kao leptir. Dok ne dodje do čitatelja!
Writer is like a butterfly. Until he riches the reader!
XXX
BiH 2009-2020: Dogovorice se oni..dogovoriti...da se dogovore!
BiH 2009-2020: They willl agree..yes...agree..to agree!
XXX
Balkan je bure baruta! Ko ga uveze, nanu mu naninu!
Balkan is the barrel of the gunpowder! Who was the importer, m....f...!
XXX
Vlasti BiH su ostvarile komunistički san...uzimaju prema potrebama!
The political authorities have met the communist dream....they are taking everything
according to their needs!
XXX
Treba voljeti Bosnu (i Hercegovinu) u sebi a ne sebe u Bosni (iHercegovini)!
Someone should love Bosnia (and Herzegovina) within his/herself and not his/herself
within Bosnia (and Herzegovina)!
XXX
Zbog cega se mrzimo? Pa, mi smo samo tri plemena istog naroda! Ali, kojeg?
Why we hate each other? So, we are just three tribes of the same people! But,
whose?
XXX
Zbog čega EU ne vidi šta se dešava u BiH? Zbog toga što ne
može istovremeno zadovoljavati Velikog brata i spašavati male ljude!
Why EU can not see what is going on in BiH? Because Europe can not, in the same
time, make satisfaction for the Big brother and save little people!
XXX
U zadnje vrijeme se pitam da li je Bosna i Hercegovina sastavni dio Republike
Srpske a ne obrnuto?
Lately I am asking myself if Bosnia and Herzegovina is the part of Republic of
Srpska instead vice versa?
XXX
Sunce ja zašlo za oblake. A vala nije ni bilo član naše stranke!
The sun went behind the clouds. Who cares when the sun was not even the member
of our party!
XXX
Jos malo i izborna će godina. A stoka i dalje na ispašu ide u nadi
da će preživjeti!
Just in a few months and election year is coming...The cattle goes to the valley
for the pasture with the hope that will survive...
XXX
U Sarajevu, Banja Luci i Mostaru se ponovo, po ko zna koji put, igraju bogova...Jadnici
ne vide i ne znaju da svi idemo u zemlju bas kao sto smo dosli na nju...goli i bosi...
In Sarajevo, Banja Luka and Mostar they are playing again like Gods...Pitiful
as they are, they do not know and can not see that all of us will enter the ground as we came on it...naked and barefoot...
XXX
Svjetlo jos uvijek gori. No, niko ne vidi da je svijeća pri kraju. I tinja!
The light is still on. But, nobody see that the candle is at the end. And smolder!
XXX
Radostan sam. Konačno su namjere BH političara ogoljene do srži:
Građana i seljaka!
I am happy. Finally, the intentions of the politicians are denuded down to the
marrow: Citizens and the peasants!
XXX
Odlučio sam kapitalistom postati. Ubio sam čovjeka u sebi!
I have decided to become a capitalist. I have killed a human baing in me!
XXX
Prije 2000 godina Isus Hrist/Krist je donio DOBRO Svijetu. I Muhhamed je isto
učinio malo kasnije. No, pitam se da li smo dobro čuli?
Two thousand years ago Jesus Christ brought the GOOD to the World. Mohamed did
the same little bit later. But, I wonder if we heard that correct
?
Reis Cerić rekao da je Turska naša
mati! Da li imamo samo jednog oca ili...više njih?
Grand mufti of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Reis Ceric, have said
that Turkey is our mother. Do we have one father...or more of them?
XXX
Političari su odlucili stati u
kraj organiziranom kriminalu. Izvrsice kolektivno samoubistvo!
Politicians has decided to end with organized crime.
They will do the collectively suicide!
XXX
U trenutku kada nas emocije ponesu, razum stoji na mjestu.
In
the moment when emotions takes us away, intellect stays put. On a spot!
XXX
Neki ljudi imaju sve a nemaju nista
dok drugi nemaju nista, ali imaju sve!
Some people have everything and through that do not have anything, but some
people have nothing and through that have everything.
XXX
Još jedan Ministar Vlade FBiH dao ostavku. Nešto
da i oni daju.
XXX
Razvlače nam pamet. Dobro je dok je još uvijek imamo.
XXX
Srbija
je dobacila do Pala. Bosna i Hercegovina ne može ni toliko!
XXX
Karadžić je dželat povijesti.
Ali, Dabić je heroj istorije!
XXX
Kusturica i Sidran će se sastati poslije devetnaest godina. Da li
su se ikada i rastali?
XXX
U Bosni i Hercegovini se pravi šerijatska država. Meni žena ne da!
XXX
Doktori
medicine u BiH nisu potkupljivi danas. Rodjeni su takvi!
Doctors of medicine in Bosnia and Herzegovina are not venal
today. They have been born like that!
XXX
Književnik u BiH je potrošna roba. Onoga trenutka kada
napiše prvu riječ!
The writer in Bosnia and Herzegovina is consumable good. As soon as he wrote the first
word!
XXX
Oliver Stone i Hugo Chavez su Stanlio i Olio. Novog Svjetskog Poretka.
XXX
Kažu
da crkva i džamija podržavaju Internet. Kako kad ništa o tome ne piše ni u Kuranu svetom ni u Bibliji?
It is known that Catholicism, Ortodoxism and Islam support Internet. How that can happen when nothing about that was
written in Holly Kuran and/or Bible?
XXX
Neki ljudi imaju sve a nemaju ništa dok drugi nemaju ništa,
ali imaju sve!
Some people have everything and through that do not have anything, but some people have nothing and
through that have everything.
XXX
Komunizam nije propao dovoljno duboko. Pogledajte vlast!
Communism
haven't got down deeply enough. Check out the Government!
XXX
Dekadentnost kao vrlina: Sponzoruše imaju
svoj šou na TV! Decadence as the virtue: Gold-digger woman has its own show on TV!
XXX
Mislim, dakle nisam.
Iako jesam!
XXX
Rekao je da ga niko ne može zaustaviti. Ostade na spomeniku zapisano.
XXX
Ratni
zločinci se puštaju na slobodu. Iz humanitarnih razloga.
XXX
Mislis li da mislis? Ako mislis, onda
dobro...
Do you think that you think? if you think, than OK...
XXX
Kako postati ambasador BiH? Neznanjem
do uspjeha.
XXX
Po čemu se razlikuju političari u BiH. Samo po tome da li su obrezani ili ne!
XXX
Bio
je ekspert. Hala i kanala!
XXX
Pedofilija? Provjerite u džamiji i crkvi.
XXX
Socijaldemokrati
u BiH su izdajice. Komunizma!
XXX
Cuko i mačka su prijatelji. Samo u crtanim filmovima.
XXX
Pioniri
maleni to su vojska prava...džamijska i crkvena.
XXX
Multikultura u Sarajevu, Banja luci i Mostaru. Rodiće
vrba, rodiće...
XXX
Mak Dizdar je otjeran u smrt, vele. Da mi je znati kako je to kada sam odeš...u
smrt!
XXX
Vjerovati da necinjenje ne donosi nista je jednako vjerovanju da cinjenje donosi sve!
Believing
that doing nothing brings nothing is equal to the believing that doing is bringing everything!
XXX
Svjetlost
je refleksija odgovarajucih frekvencija. Istina je frekvencija odgovarajućih refleksija. Stvarnosti.
XXX
Ujedinjene
nacije su ujedinjene onoliko koliko i bombe u Jerusalimu. Na obje strane.
XXX
U Hrvatskoj radnici preuzimaju
tvornice. Da nije vaskrsnuo Broz?
In Croatia workers are overtaking the factories. Are we talking about resurrection
of Josip Broz Tito?
XXX
Opsovali su mu majku. On njima državu!
XXX
NSP pravda:
Roman Polanski
uhapšen u Švajcarskoj 2009.g. A pedofilski čin počinio 1978.g!
XXX
Pobjegao sam od gluposti.
Postao sam lud!
XXX
Sastala se dva premijera u BiH. Domaća!
XXX
Kosovo traži nastavak
priznanja. Srbija se buni. I tako sve do Sudnjega dana!
XXX
Osniva se nova stranka u BiH. Zvaće se SNAGA
BOSNE. Na izdisaju!
The new political party will be soon established in Bosnia and Herzegovina. The name is POWER
OF BOSNIA. On a gasp/breath!
XXX
Ne mogu biti političar. Dobar sam čovjek!
XXX
Kažu
da će rata opet biti. A i nije neka vijest!
They have said the war will appear again! But, it is not a real news
story, at all!
XXX
Alija Izetbegović povratnicima: „Kakav povratak. Čuvajte vi kućice.
Dat ćemo vam kravice!“ Ellhamdulillah.
XXX
Edhem Bičakčić je moralan čovjek.
Zbog političkog postupka protiv njega ne želi dati ostavku na mjesto Predsjednika Islamske zajednice BiH. Na krivičnom
sudu.
XXX
Zbog zloupotrebe položaja. Političari su odlučili stati u kraj organiziranom kriminalu.
Izvršiće kolektivno samoubistvo!
XXX
U trenutku kada nas emocije ponesu, razum stoji na mjestu.
XXX
Bosna
i Hercegovina: Zemlja bez naroda i narodi bez zemlje. Bosnia and Herzegovina:
The land without the people and the
people without the land.
Zli nisu bili zli. Dobri su ih ucinili takvim!
The evil people were not evil. The
good ones made them like that!
XXX
Upitate li se nekada u čemu je razlika između terorista i globalizacije:
Želiš li biti besmrtan? Usmrti hiljadu ljudi!
Do you ask yourselves sometimes what is the difference between
the terrorists and the globalization: Do you want to be immortal? Just kill thousand people!
XXX
Nekad je ovo
zemlja bila. Danas je i više od toga. Prah sami!
This used to be a soil land (country). Today is even more than
that. Dust itself!
XXX
Kada ne znas sta ces uspostavi Komisiju, govorio je Cercil. U Bosni i Hercegovini kada
ne znas sta ces uspostavi novi rok...do sudnjega/kijametskog dana!
When you do not know what to do, establish a Commission,
Churchill have said. In Bosnia and He...rzegovina when you do not know what to do, establish a new deadline...until the Judgment
day!
XXX
Balkan nije stanje svijesti Zone sumraka. Zona sumraka je stanje svijesti na Balkanu.
Balkan
is not the state of the conscience of the Twilight zone. The Twilight zone is the state of the conscience on Balkans.
XXX
Jesenje
sunce nije pretpostavka odlaska ljeta vec dolaska zime. I ljudske ali i prirodne!
Autumn sun is not a presumption
of the running away summer but coming of the winter. Human, but also a natural one!
XXX
Nikola Tesla je otkrio
naizmjeničnu struju. I tada smo pravili probleme Svijetu!
Nikola Tesla has discovered alternating current. So,
even than we create problems to the World!
XXX
Istina oslobadja. U Bosni i Hercegovini ne! Tamo gdje svi kradu,
nitko ne krade!
The truth liberates. In Bosnia and Herzegovina-NO! In the place where everybody steals, nobody does
that!
XXX
Dzenetski pakao je isto sto i rajski dzehenem. Bol je istovjetna.
Dzenet hell is the same
as paradise dzehenem. The pain is the same.
XXX
Pisati o ljubavi, blagosti, sreci...u vremenu zla. Hocu, kada
zlo prvo istjeram iz sebe!
To write about love, tenderness, happiness..in the time of evil. I will, but first to get
out the evil..from myself!
XXX
Idealna predizborna godina. Puca se na sve strane!
Ideal pre-election
year. Shootings on all sides!
XXX
Nacional-komunisticka parola: Kada mi činimo zločine, mi se branimo.
A kada se branimo, mi činimo zločine!
National-communist parole: When we are doing war crimes, we are defending
ourselves. Ande, when we are defending ourselves, we are doing war crimes!
XXX
Bosanskohercegovačka sumorna
stvarnost: Današnja elita je jučerašnja sirotinja. Revolucija, ipak, ne jede svoju djecu!
Bosnian gloomy
reality: Today's elite is the yesterday's poverty. Revolution, however, does not eat its children!
XXX
Te tri
slatke riječi: štrajkovi, protesti i ubistva!..Dobro došli u Bosnu i Hercegovinu. Dženetski raj na zemlji...
Those three sweet words: strikes, protests and murders...Welcome to Bosnia and Herzegovina. In the dzenet paradise
on Earth...
XXX
Švaleracija je hit među bosanskohercegovačkim političarima. Još kada
bi znali čiji je u čijoj, pardon, u čijem.
Cheating of his wife is the hit among bh politicians. What
would happen even when thez would know whose(he) in whose (she), sorry, in whose (he).
XXX
Nisam vise pesimista.
Postao sam ljutiti optimista. Revolucijo moja!
I am not pessimist any more. I became angry optimist, my dear Revolution!
XXX
Mimika
bezglasja vapi za otrežnjenjem Avaj, i to je ovdje kontrolisano!
Mime without a voice are seeking for disillusion.
Alas, that is also under the control over here!
XXX
U Indiji današnji prosjaci postaju gradonačelnici.
U Bosni i Hercegovini to čine bivši. In India, today's beggars became Mayors. In Bosnia and Herzegovina, the former
ones do that.
XXX
Kazu da su odbranili zemlju. A non-stop nam prijete ratom!
They have said that they
have defended country. But, still they are threatening us with a new war!
XXX
Nije teško pisati knjige.
Teško je znati pisati! It is not difficult to write the books. It is difficult to know how to do it!
XXX
Dvadeset
godina slušam o pravnoj drzavi koja pocinje od ponedjeljka. Promijenite plocu. Neka bude od petka...poslije dzume!
Twenty
years I am listening about the rule of law which will start from next Monday. Please, do change the record. Let it be from
next Friday....after Friday's noon pray!
XXX
Vražja/Sejtanska istina: Hag je dobar dok ne dira naše.
Poslije je loš!
Devil's truth: International tribunal for war crimes in Den Haag is good until he captures our
people. After that, Den Haag is bad!
XXX
Sanjam o dobrom. U vremenu zla. I ne budim se. Krvavo je buđenje
ovdje. Uvijek.
I am dreaming about the good. Within the time of evil. Do not want to wake up. Here is always bloody
wakiening.
XXX
Multikultura u Sarajevu, Banja Luci i Mostaru. Rodiće vrba, rodiće...
Multiculture
in Sarajevo, Banja Luka and Mostar. The willow will bears greapes...will do that...will
Mijenjam BH pasoš za život.
Ni jedan ni drugi ne vrijede!
I would like to change BH passport for the life. Not even either one worth a dime.
XXX
Makedonija
još uvijek nema ime. Grci drže ključeve matične kancelarije.
Macedonia still does not have a name.
Greece is holding the keys of the registrar office.
XXX
Izazivam na dvoboj Čovića, Tihića i Dodika:Nabrojite
mi svoja dobra djela, potomstvo i knjige. Al' da nisu od drugih i drugačijih!
I am challenging you: Covic, Tihic and
Dodik (politicians)- please do count your good things which you have done, your descendants and books. And that does not belong
to other and different ones!
XXX
Vlada ne laže nas. Ne! Ona govori istinu. Svoju.
Government does not
lie to us. No! They are telling the truth. Of their own.
XXX
Njiha su na vlasti. Sviha smo donji.
Thay ere
un powir. Oll if as are duwn hull
XXX
Još malo pa će virus gripe H1N1 biti kriv i za recesiju! O tempora,
o mores!?
Very soon the virus H1N1 will be the guilty one for the recession also! O tempora, o mores?!
XXX
Hoću
da budem normalan!Jedno je tražiti a drugo biti.
I would like to be normal. One thing is to ask and totally different
one is to be!
XXX
„Nebo je granica!“...reče Ikar.
„The sky is the limit.“..Ikar
have said.
XXX
Kada je na vlasti aspolutna nula i obična nula u opoziciji je Jack pot!
When on the power
is absolute zero, even the ordinary zero in opposition is the Jack pot!
XXX
Ako danas u Sarajevu nekome kažeš
DOBAR DAN, odmah te pita da nisi Meteorolog jer Musliman sigurno nisi!
Today if you tell somebody in Sarajevo GOOD DAY,
immediately he asks you if you are Meteorologist, because your are not a Muslim, for sure!
XXX
U Sarajevu se
non-stop puca. Kao u najboljim danima!
Shootings every day in Sarajevo. Like in the best days of its own!
XXX
Umro
je Les Paul. Što će Sveti Petar zasvirati?
Les Paul has died. What St. Peter will play?
XXX
U Hrvatskoj
je na sceni talibanizacija. U Bosni (iHercegovini) je taj proces završen!
Talibanisation is the process in Croatia
right now. In Bosnia and Herzegovina...it has been accomplished!
XXX
Predramazanski filmski festival je završen.
U Sarajevu. A gdje bi drugdje!?
Pre-Ramadan Movie festival is finished. In Sarajevo. Where else?
XXX
Postao
sam jedan od tajanstvenih. Ušao sam u križaljke!
I became to be one of the mystery ones. Entered a crosswords.
XXX
Otvorila
se nova prodavnica u B(iH). Mozete kupiti ljude svih profila.
New shop is open in Bosnia and Herzegovina. You can by people
of all profiles.
XXX
Kada hologramski arheolozi budu otkopavali naše ostatke za 2000 godina bit će
nemalo iznenadjeni: sve životinja do životinje!
When hologram archeologists diged up our remains 2000 years from
now, they will be surprised: animal after animal!
XXX
Nije obraćao pažnju na nas. I dalje je govorio
istinu!
He did not pay attention on us. He was continuing in telling the truth!
XXX
Nagodio se sa tužiocem.
Oteo mu je sina!
Ha made a deal with prosecutor. Kidnapped his son!
XXX
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World Trade Centar 2001: Mama, hoću
kući. Ne može sine, sad će avioni!
World Trade Center 2001: Mum, I want to go home. You can not go my son.
Airplanes are coming any minute now!
XXX
Prije rata nije imao ništa. Ni danas nema ništa. Osim para!
Before
the war he did not have anything. Today he does not have anything. Except the money!
XXX
Federacija BiH ne funkcioniše
juna 2009.g! Da mi je znati konačno kako izgleda kada...funkcioniše.
Federation BiH does not function in June
2009. I would like to know how it looks like when it is in….function.
XXX
Bosna (iHercegovina) 2009: Podijelimo
se da se zbližimo.
Zbližimo se da se podijelimo.
Bosnia (and Herzegovina( 2009): Lets divide to get closer.
Lets get closer to divide.
XXX
Nisam bježao od istine. Samo sam hitao ka laži!
I was not running away from
the truth. I was just running towards the lie!
XXX
MISLITI I BITI: Pisci koji nešto znače u ovoj državi
su na stubu srama. A o drugima da ne govorim! TO BE AND TO THINK: The writers that mean something in this country are on the
pillory. Not to talk about others, as well!
XXX
Cyber prostor je svačiji. Ali i ničiji.
Cyber area belongs
to everybody. And to nobody.
XXX
Mostar ni skoro godinu dana od izbora nema gradonačelnika. Pameti još odavno.
Mostar
does not have a Mayor for almost a year. Intelligence does not had for a long time.
XXX
Amerikanci prave ratnu luku
u Neumu! Nije šala, ali boli...
Americans will build war harbor in Neum! It is not a joke, but hurts…
XXX
Endless
pain: Jugoslavija je umrla 1990.g. Rodila se!
Endless pain: Yugoslavia died in 1990. Born in that year!
XXX
Osnovni
san svakog muškarca: Oženjen, slobodan, kurvar i švaler.
Basic dream of every man: Married, free, womanizer
and looking for concubines.
XXX
Tata, ko je balija?
Pitaj Josipa Broza, sine. On je na sva pitanja imao odgovore!
Dad,
who is Balija? Please, do ask Josip Broz, dear son. He had the answers on all questions!
XXX
Sarajevo je krenulo putem
mira. Mire se polako vraćaju u grad.
Sarajevo is on the road towards Peace. Peaces are slowly returning back into
the city.
XXX
Banja Luka bi rado iz Bosne i Hercegovine. Možda na Havaje?
Banja Luka would like to go outside
of Bosnia and Herzegovina. Maybe, on Hawaii?
XXX
Mostar je hrvatski stolni grad. Jeste, ako je u pitanju: tvrda stolica!
Mostar
is an Croatian chair city. Yes, if we are talking about: hard chair!
XXX
Neće Bošnjak Srbinu na noge. Al',
pod noge sam leti!
Bosniak does not want to go on the Serbs feet. But, under that he flies on its own!
XXX
Srbin
i Hrvat su kao Bošnjak. Ali mogu oni biti i drugačiji!
Serb and Croat are like Bosniak. But, they can be different!
XXX
Ima
satiričara pozera i samoreklamera. Poziraju samoreklamirajući se.
There are satiric writers who poses and self-advertise.
They are posing by self-advertising.
XXX
Malena je postala velika. Ali, bomba je bomba.
Little one become bigger.
But, the bomb is…the bomb.
XXX
Pucaj, ne možeš mi ništa! Mušica topu reče.
Shoot,
you can not harm me! Fly said to the cannon.
XXX
Trava je zelena, nebo je plavo a zemlja je crna. Kao duša ovdašnja!
Grass
is green, the sky is blue and the soil is black. Like the soul over here!
XXX
Visoki predstavnik u B(iH) je kao ping-pong
loptica.
Em što ga bacaju tamo-vamo, em što on non-stop traži još!
High representative in B(iH)
is like ping-pong ball. Not only that they are throwing him here and there, but also he asks for more all the time!
XXX
Bježao
sam na more! Granica me je zaustavila.
I was running away to the sea! Border line has stopped me.
XXX
Ja sam najveći!
Reče žohar u krilu čovjeka.
I am the biggest. Said cockroach in the lap of the man.
XXX
Svetište:
Puče
stijena i poteče voda. I tako već 497 godina. Na Ajvatovici, Prusac, BiH.
Al, što sam žedan, da ne
pričam!
Shrine:
The stone has been brokoen and water flew: And for almost 497 years. On Ajvatovica, Prusac, BiH.
But, I am still thirsty!
XXX
Mogu li Bošnjakom ostati? Bez džamije, krađe i licemjerja!
Can I
become Bosniak? Without the mosque, stilling and hypocrisy!
XXX
Nisam Srbin al' ni Hrvat. I boli me...pravo!
I am
not Serb but not also not even a Croat. And it hurts…really!
XXX
Etimološki, riječ Bošnjak potiče
od riječi Bosna. Šta to bješe?
Etymology said: Bosniak came out from Bosnia. What was that?
XXX
Neću
da služim nikome! No, za sve ima prvi put...
I do not want to serve nobody. But. There is always first time for everything.
XXX
Manje
zemlje sa više obrazovanih a manje znanja nigdje na svijetu nema. Pogađate li već o kojoj zemlji je riječ?
Smaller
country with more educated and less knowledge there is nowhere in the World. Can you guess about which country I am talking
about?
XXX
Današnji političari u B(iH) su
kao najbolji izdanci komunizma: Svako uzima prema vlastitim potrebama a daje u skladu sa mogućnostima.
Nowadays politicians
in B(aH) are like the best outcrops of communism: Everybody takes for himself according to his/her needs and give back according
to his/her possibilities.
XXX
Pitajte petnaestogodišnjake u B(iH) ko su im idoli! Mada odgovor možete potražiti
u Crnim hronikama dnevnih novina!
Ask fifteen years old juveniles in BaH who are their idols! Although, answer you can
search within the "black chronicles" of daily newspapers!
XXX
Srbi su nebeski narod. Hrvati su od stoljeća sedmog.
A muslimani, da ne kažem Bošnjaci? Jednostavnošću zrače!
Serbs are the heavenly people. Croats
since the seventh century a.c. And Muslims, not to mentioned Bosniaks? Emanate with simplicity!
XXX
Zakletva je kada
parlamentarac u BIH voli svoju zemlju kao džep svoj!
Oath is when the Member of Parliament of BaH loves his country
as he loves his own pocket!
XXX
Jednakost, sloboda i domovina/otadžbina. Na račun drugoga i drugačijega!
Equality,
freedom and homeland. On the account of another and different one!
XXX
Ovako je kada se rješavaju posljedice a
ne uzroci, jula 2009.g.: SDA i SBiH će vratiti diplomatske pasoše Evropskoj komisiji. Muslimanijo, dobro nam došla!
This is when you are solving consequences and not causes, July 2009: SDA and SBiH (Bosniak Muslim parties) will return
diplomatic passport to the European Commission. Muslim country, you are more than welcome!
XXX
Sastali se ministar i
pjesnik. Prvi ne zna da li je doš'o a drugi gdje je poš'o!
Minister and Poet have a meeting. The first one does
not know if he has arrived and another one where he should go!
XXX
Pojedinac nije množina. Ali je daleko od jednine!
Individual is not a plural. But he/she is so far away from the singular!
XXX
Da li znate ko su dobri književnici
a loši ljudi? Isti oni koji su dobri ljudi a loši književnici!
Do you know who are good authors-writers
and bad people? The same ones who are good people and bad authors-writers!
XXX
Malo im je bilo što su podijelili
osnovne, srednje škole i Univerzitete/Sveučilišta u B(iH). Vrtići im dodju kao desert!
There was not
enough for them to divide primary and secondary schools, and Universities in Bosnia and Herzegovina. Kindergarten comes right
on time as dessert!
XXX
Ogovaraju me! Dobro je, još ne tuku.
They are gossiping about me! It's good. Nobody
is beating me. Yet!
XXX
Književnik Željko Ivanković je obrnuto
proporcionalan Iranskoj ambasadi u Sarajevu. Moj glas za kolegu Ivankovića. Molim te, bez Miljenka Jergovića, reis
ulleme Slobodne Dalmacije ratne, molim te...Writer Zeljko IVankovic is in a reverse way proportional to the Iranian embassy
in Sarajevo. My vote goes to colleague Ivanković. Just, please, without Miljenko Jergović, reisu ullem of war newspaper
Slobodna Dalmacija.
XXX
Od kada se promijenio, on i više nije
isti!
Since he has changed, he is not the same any more!
xxx
Poslije rata su nam podijelili certifikate sa kojima
smo kupili sopstvene stanove. Ostalo je pripalo njima!...
After the war they gave us certificates with which we bought
our own flats. The rest belong to them!...
xxx
Život je jedan. Samo se više puta umire!
There is only
one life. But you die more than once!
xxx
Mediokriteti su osrednje vrijednosti pretpostavljenih sudbina. Oni drugi su,
pak, pretpostavljene vrijednosti osrednjih sudbina.
Mediocrities are average values of the assumed destinies. The other
ones are, although, assumed values of average destinies.
xxx
Ako su ljudi nastali od majmuna onda su majmuni nastali
od...ljudi!
If the people came out from the monkeys, than the monkeys came out...from the people!
xxx
U nedjelju,
12.7.2009.g., gostujući kod Aleksandra Stankovića, u "Nedjeljom u dva", Vladimir Šeks,
dopredsjednik Hrvatskog
sabora izjavio da nema stav o novom Zakonu o oplodnji u Hrvatskoj. Da ima mogućnost da bude oplodjen, itekako bi ga imao.
xxx
Mlade
pisce savjetujem, ako mi dozvole, naravno, da uvijek ostanu...mladi. Jedino tako će svaki poraz biti pobjeda. Zbog čega?
Jer, tada ni ne znamo razlikovati pobjede...od poraza!
Young writers I would like kindly to advise, if the y allow me,
to stay forever...young. Only doing that every defeat will be victory. Why? Because, when we are young do not know to make
a difference between defeat and victory!
xxx
Most interesting people are those who are friends on FB and do nothing.
Or, with doing that - doing everything by all means - in what they know - do nothing!
Najinteresantije osobe su one koji
su prijatelji na FB i ne rade ništa! Ili, baš sa time rade sve u doslovnom smislu te riječi u onome što
znaju - ne raditi ništa!
Zabrana je najsladje voće. Samo rijetko uspijeva! Forbidden is the most sweetest fruit.
But very rarely grows up!
xxx
Špijunaža je suptilni oblik predigre. Onaj koji daje uvijek bolje prodje od
onoga koji prima. A ponekad i obrnuto!
..Espionage is a subtle shape of the foreplay. The one who gives always has a better
position than the one who accepts. But sometimes is also vice versa!...
xxx
Mogli smo umrijeti jučer. I radujte
se svakom novom danu jer ovdje su noći sve duže, a dani sve kraći. Oni ljudski! We could have died yesterday.
And, please, do enjoy in every new day because the nights are here longer and longer, and days are shorter and shorter. Human
kinds...Of day and night!
xxx
Demokratija u B(iH) je punoljetna - devetnaest joj je godina. A što je nevina, da
ne pričam!
Democracy in B(iH) is mature-nineteen years old. Please, do not let me talk about innocence of it!
xxx
Kada
ubiješ jednu osobu, ti si zločinac. Kada ubiješ milione, ti si narodni heroj.
When you kill one person,
you are villain. When you kill the millions, you are the people hero!
xxx
Ne postoji vakcina za novu gripu. Postoji,
ali još nije otkrivena!
There is not vaccine for the new flue. Yes, it does exist, but have not been discovered yet!
xxx
Sunce
je planeta koja život daje. Samo je problem što ne znamo koje je nacionalnosti?!
The Sun is the planet which
gives life to everything. But, the problem is that we do not know which race, nationality and/or ethnicity is?!
xxx
Organizovani
kriminal vlasti ne postoji u Bosni (iHercegovini). Postoji samo vlast kriminilizirane organizacije!
Organized crime of
the Government does not exist in Bosnia (and Herzegovina). Exists only the
Government of the criminal organization!
XXX
Budućnost je sjajna. Do tačke
ključanja!
Future is brilliant. Until the boiling point!
xxx
Velika bol je nijema!
Great pain is mute!
xxx
Film
je lažna slika stvarnoga svijeta. Šta je onda politika? Stvarna slika lažnoga svijeta!
The movie is the
false picture of the real World. What is than the politics? Real picture of the false World!
xxx
Ja mislim. Zbog toga
sam gladan!
I think. Therefore I am hungry!
xxx
"Smrt bandi. Sloboda alternativi!"
"Death to the Gang. Freedom
to the alternative!"
xxx
"Postoje dva svijeta: Jedan moj i onaj pravi."
"Existem dois mundos: O primeiro é o meu,
o outro é o verdadeiro".
"Il existe edeux mondes. Le premier c'est le mien, le deuxieme c'est le vrai."
"There are
two Worlds. Mine and the real one."
xxx
Ljudi su kao rijeka. Čisti na izvoru a prljavi na ušću...
Human
beings are like river. Pure at the source of the river and dirty on the delta (mouth).
xxx
Nisam želio biti dio
stada. Sada lutam bespućem sopstvene sudbine!
I did not want to be a part of the flock. Now I am wandering aroun
no man's land of my own destiny!
xxx
Od danas sam BRESKVA. I neću da se miješam sa KRUŠKAMA I TREŠNJAMA.
As of today I am a peach. And do not want to mix with pears and cherries.
xxx
Prije rata portir. Danas stranački
šef u Bugojnu, BiH. Prije rata čistačica. Danas predsjednik Ustavnog suda u BiH, Sarajevo. Istina je...Bolna...
Before
the war doorkiper. Today party leader in Bugojno, BiH, Before the war cleaning lady. Today president of the Constituion Court
in BIH. It is the painfull truth...
xxx
Danas je najlakše pisac biti. Kako to? Na prostoru gdje vladaju nepismeni
la(h)ko je pisac biti. Kako to? A što si dosadan. Pa zato!
Today is the most easiest way to be a writer. How is that?
Within the area where illiterate govern it is easy to be a writer. How is that? Why you are so annoying? That's why!
xxx
Prije
devetnaest godina su bili drugovi! Danas su gospoda! Ljudi nigdje nema!
Nineteen years ago they were comrades! Today,
they are gentry! People does not exist anywhere!
xxx
Mislim, dakle postojim! Decarte, moj...Postim, dakle mislim!
I
think, that I am! My dear Descartes...I am fasting, that I am!
xxx
Komunizam je bio propast za milione širom svijeta.
Kapitalizam, anpak, za milijarde!
Communism was a disaster for the millions around the World. Capitalism, by all means,
for the billions!
xxx
Mijenja se Ustav. Posljednji put kada smo ga mijenjali došlo je do rata!
The Constitution
is going to be changed. Last time when we changed it, the War has appeared!
xxx
Vrijeme ne prolazi jer ne postoji. Mi
prolazimo, jer smo postojali!
Time is not passing by because it does not exist. We are passing by, because we have existed!
xxx
A
ti, zemljo draga, ne plači. I ovo će se zvati jučer. Ono dobro...jučer.
And, my dear country, please
do not cry. We will call this a good thing. Yesterday's good thing...
xxx
Nestaje li slika istine na ovim prostorima?
No, zar je nekada i postojala?
Is the picture of the truth on these areas vanishing? But, was it ever existed?
xxx
Čudni
su putevi gospodnji. Samo ih on vidi!
God moves in a mysterious way. He only sees them!
xxx
Nisam član nijedne
stranke/partije. Ali, doći će i moje vrijeme!
I am not a member of any party. But my time will come!
xxx
Nisam
se nikada stidio svoga imena i porijekla. A znam ih što se ne sjećaju ničega do 1990.g.
I was never shame
of my name and heritage. But, I know many of them who does not remember anything until 1990.
xxx
U B(iH) je u toku polemika
oko Stećaka i pripadnosti istih. Dok dodju do XXI vijeka, mi ćemo već biti u X-om! Vijeku!
In this current
moment there is a discussion in BiH about old tombstones. Until tehy comes to the XXI century, we will be in Xth!
XXX
Uspostaviti mediokritetstku vlast više
nije problem. Problem je što drugačijih više i nema!
To establish the Government full with mediocrity is
not a problem any more. The problem is that others than them does not exist at all!
xxx
Stiven Spelberg nije izmislio
E.T.-ja Bilo je vice versa!
Steven Speielberg did not invent ET. It was vice versa!
xxx
Gnjuračko odjelo je,
izmedju ostalog, za one koji bi i kada se uvlače u dupe, da ostanu čisti!
Diving suite is, among other things,
for those who would like, while getting into the someone ass, to stay clean!
xxx
Agitacija je kada djeluješ na
mase. Manipulacija je kada to i uspiješ!
Agitation is when you are acting towards masses. Manipulation is when you
succeed in it!
xxx
Sunce izlazi na Istoku. Kada se gleda sa Zemlje.
Sun is rising up on the East. When you are watching
that from the Earth.
xxx
Džehennem je druga riječ za Pakao. Razlike nema. Značajne!
Džehennem
is different word for Hell. There is no difference. Significant!
xxx
Vrijeme ljubavi polako prolazi...Vrijeme ljubavi
polako dolazi...I opet...I opet...
Time of love slowly passes by...Time of love slowly arriving...And again...and again
xxx
Budućnosti
na ovim prostorima nikada i nije bilo. Ovdje su postojala samo intermezza izmedju sivila ratova.
The future within this
areas never existed. Here only existed intermezzos between grayness of the wars.
xxx
Domovina je kao ljubav. Boli bez
prestanka! Homeland is like a love. Pain never stops!
Evropa nas upozorava. Dosta nam je upozorenja! Možemo mi i gore!
Europe is warning us. We are sick of those warnings! We can do even worse!
xxx
Dvadeseti vijek je iza nas. A mi smo
još uvijek u devetnaestom!
Twentieth century is behind us. But, we are still in the ninetieth century!
xxx
Radnici
su na ulicama. Od 1848.g!
Workers are on the streets. Since 1848!
xxx
Manje zemlje sa više obrazovanih a manje
znanja nigdje na svijetu nema. Pogađate li već o kojoj zemlji je riječ? Smaller country with more educated
and smaller knowledge does not exist anywhere in the World. Knowing already about which country I am talking about?
xxx
Imam
prijatelja koji je prošao kroz školu. Ali nije ona kroz njega!
I have a friend who went through the school.
But, school did not go through him!
xxx
Zbog čega me ne vole pravovjernici? Jer nisam član ni teističke
ali ni ateističke stranke!
Why real believers do not like me? Because I am not a member either theistic or atheistic
party!
xxx
Milica je bila Srpkinja. Mehmed je bio Musliman a Mate Hrvat ili vice versa. Bračnim trouglom se to
nekad zvalo. A sada?
Milica was a Serbian. Mehmed was Muslim and Mate was Croat or vice versa. Marriage triangle that
use to be called once upon a time. How to call that today?
xxx
Neću da služim nikome! No, za sve ima prvi
put...
I do no want to serve nobody! But, there is always first time for everything...
xxx
Historija je učiteljica
života. Ako je mlađa od trideset, dolazi u obzir kod mene! History is the teacher of the life. If she is younger
than thirty years old, you can count on me!
xxx
Domovina je moja druga ljubav. Zbog toga je i tako mala.
My Homeland
is my second love. Because of that is so small!
xxx
Probudih se jutros u zemlji blagostanja. Ne bješe to na ovoj
planeti! I woke up this morning in the country of social well-being. It was not on this planet!
xxx
Ovo će sigurno
biti moj dan! Uzviknu leptir i poleti ka svjetlu. This is going to be my day. Exclaimed butterfly and take off towards the
light!
xxx
Vidio sam budućnost ovih prostora! Bila je ružičasta. U crnilu svome!
I have seen the
future of this area! It was pink. Within its blackness!
xxx
Želimo promjene! Ne po svaku cijenu.
We want changes!
But, still...
XXX
Prevariti državu i ženu su dvije
različite stvari. Ona prva lakše oprosti!
To cheat a country and your wife are two different things. The first
one easily forgive!
xxx
Njemu je devetnaest godina. Mrzi drugoga i drugačijega. I živi na području bivše
Jugoslavije. Aferim demokratijo!
He is 19 years old. And he hates other and different one. And he lives within the area
of former Yugoslavia. Congratulation for democracy!
xxx
Moj nikada nedosanjani san: Onaj ko ne mijenja svoje mišljenje
je ili lud ili je on taj što kreira mišljenja drugih.
My never encircled dream: The one who does not change
his opinion is either crazy or he is the one who creates other people opinions.
xxx
Oni traže podobne a ne sposobne.
A šta ćemo sa onima koji su i jedno i drugo?
They are looking for suitable ones and not capable ones. And what
about those who has both virtues?
xxx
Kako sve može nestati u trenu...Ali, ljubav ostaje. Kao dio onog 21 grama.
Duše! Everything can disappaer within the seconds....But, love stays. As the part of that 21 gram. Of the Soul !
xxx
Ako
svi samo na trenutak pomislimo da onaj drugi i drugačiji jeste moj prijatelj, učinićemo Svijet boljim mjestom
življenja. Jer, samo njega i imamo, ili ne?
If we all just for moment thought that the other one and different one
is my friend, we will make the the World a better place for living. Because, this is the only one that we have, haven't we?
xxx
Šutljivi,
mutni mediokriteti nam kreiraju realnu stvarnost. I tako već stoljećima/vjekovima. Dok ne dodju na vlast. A tada...vidite
i sami.
Tacit, blurred mediocres are creating our reality. And it continues for centuries. Until they get on power. And
than...You can see for yourself.
xxx
Zamislite zemlju u kojoj su najbolje plaćeni: policajci, bolničari, vatrogasci,
učitelji i rudari. A zatim otvorite oči!
Think within your mind about the country in which the best salaries
has: policeman, nurses, fireman, teacher and miners/colliers. And than open your eyes!
xxx
Bježati možeš
samo do sljedećeg suočenja sa samim sobom. Već tamo te čeka nastavak očaja! You can run away until
the next facing with your being. Over there will be expecting you the continuance of despair!
xxx
Pojedinačni cilj
je ubio opće/opšte sredstvo.
Individual goal has killed general mean.
xxxx
BH 2009: Stalno nas huškaju
jedne na druge. Kao da ne znaju da je to već u genima?
All the time they are pushing us against each other. Like
they do not know that it is already in our genes!
xxx
Putujem prostorima bivše Jugoslavije. Razlike nema. U pejzažu.
I am travelling all around area of former Yugoslavia. There is no difference. In landscape.
xxx
Europa: Contradictio
in adjecto! Bosna (i Hercegovina): I ja tebi, jarane?!
Europe: Contradictio in adjecto! Bosnia and Herzegovina: Me to
too for you, pal...
xxx
Sunce ovdje ni ne izlazi svakome. I ono je pri(h)vatizirano.
Not even the Sun is going out
(shining) here for everybody. It's also privatised or "accepted".
XXX
Kada prevariš jednog čovjeka
ti si prevarant. Kada prevariš čitav narod, ti si političar.
If you imposture one person, you are duper.
When you imposture all people, you are politician.
xxx
Ne osvrćite se na one koji ogovaraju. Činjenice su
njihov nedosanjani san!
Do not pay attention for those who are gossiping. The facts are their never slept over dream!
xxx
Nije
teško pisati knjige. Teško je znati pisati!
It is not difficult to write the books. It is difficult to know
how to write!
xxx
B(iH) ima svoj istok i zapad: Srbiju i Hrvatsku. Šta bi dao da si na mom mjestu, pita Bosanac
Palestinca?..
BH has its own East and West: Serbia and Croatia. What would you give to be on my place of position, asks
Bosnian to the Palestinian?
xxx
Linija autoputa 5c će kroz Počitelj! Počitelj je grad Muzej. Papcima
su takvi najdraži.
The line of the 5c Higway will go through Počitelj: Počitelj is the museum city. Jerks
like mostly this kind.
xxx
Srbi imaju rezervnu domovinu. Hrvati također. Bošnjaci....A tko su oni?
Serbs
has, as reserve, other homeland. Croats also. And the Bosniacs?....Who are they?
xxx
Bježim u sivilo sutrašnjice.
Blijedilom današnjice!
I am running away into the lividness of tomorrow. Using the contemporary pale!
xxx
Kažu
mi da nisam podoban. Ali, ja jesam...sposoban!
They told me that I am not suitable. But, I am...capable!
xxx
Morbidan
sam. Još uvijek tražim tri obroka dnevno!
I am gruesome. Still looking for the three meals per day!
xxx
Smrt
je realnost mogućeg. Život je virtualnost nemogućeg.
Death is the reality of possible. Life is the virtuality
of impossible.
xxx
Jučer sam položio kamen temeljac na mjestu gdje je Gavrilo Princip ubio Ferdinanda. Za
nova stopala koja će doći!
Yesterday, I have laid down a basic stone on the place where Gavrilo Princip has
killed Franc Ferdinand. For the new feet that will come!
xxx
Mislio sam da jesam. Dok sam bio.
I thought that I
am. While I was.
xxx
Srbi, Hrvati, Slovenci, Crnogorci, Makedonci, Albanci i ostali su moji prijatelji. Al' nemojte
da to niko čuje! Serbs, Croats, Slovenians, Montenegrin, Macedonians, Albanians and others are my friends. But, please,
do not let anybody hear that!
xxx
Da li ima Boga? Odgovor znaju bivši komunisti!
Is there a God? Answer knows
former communists!
xxx
U socijalizmu je sve bilo trulo. Sa kapitalizmom je ciklus završen.
In socialism everything
was rotten. With capitalism cycle finished.
XXX
Danas svi misle da znaju sve o svemu. Jučer
je isto bilo....
Today everybody thinks that they know everything about anything. Yesterday it was the same...
xxx
Organizovana
anarhijo, ime ti je Bosna (iHercegovina).
Organized anarchy, your name is Bosnia (and Herzegovina).
xxx
Duh provincije
ne postoji. Postoji samo provincija duha.
Spirit of province does not exist. Exists only Province of spirit.
xxx
Ljubav
je kao planinska rijeka. Ispunjenja brzacima, padovima, vrtlozima i mirnim ušćem. Na kraju života samog.
Love
is like a mountain river. Filled with fast currents, falls, eddies and calm delta. At the end of the life.
xxx
Pozivamo
najtraženije kriminalce na svijetu da slobodno dodju u Bosnu (iHercegovinu). Ovdje vam dlaka sa glave neće faliti.
Još ako ste nacionalno osvješteni!
We would like to invite all the criminals of the World to freely come in
Bosnia and Herzegovina. In this country not even a pile will not fall from the hair. Not to talk about issues that helps you
if you are awaken in National way...
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Na Balkanu je jedina stvar oko koje se uvijek svi jednoglasno možemo dogovoriti...RAT!
On Balkans the only thing about which we can all agree unanimosly is...WAR!
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H1N1 će zaobići Bosnu
(iHercegovinu). Neće grom u koprive!
H1N1 will balk Bosnia (and Herzegovina). Thunder will not strike nettles!
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U
Sandžaku je na pomolu građanski rat! Kako to kad su tamo samo Muslimani?
In Sandzak very soon will be a civil
war! How that can happen if we know that only Muslims live there?
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Zbog čega sve države nastale iz bivše
SFRJ ne bi bile moje domovine? Jer, svi smo se rodili u Jugoslaviji. Bar mi rodjeni do 1991.g!
Why all the states which
were established after the collapse of Yugoslavia could not be my homelands? Because, all of us were born in Yugoslavia. At
least us born until 1991!
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Najljepša bajka ovih prostora: Srbi, Hrvati i Bošnjaci su jedan narod!
The
most beatiful fairy tale from this region: Serbs, Bosniaks and Croats are one people!
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U Sarajevu pada kiša.
Odmah je Banja Luka sunčanija.
Its raining in Sarajevo. Banja Luka immediately have more sun.
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Sarajevo,
Banja Luka, Zapadni Mostar. Fakat su Hrvati najmanje dobili!
Sarajevo, Banja, Luka, Zapadni Mostar. The Croats really
gets the smallest part!
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Sarajevo 2009.g.: Godinu dana je od kada je u tramvaju ubijen mladi Denis Mrnjavac. Devetnaest
je godina od kada su ubili čovjeka u meni!
One year passed away since young Denis Mrnjavac was killed in Sarajevo
tram. It is nineteen years since they have killed a person in me!
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Voda je kao ljudi. Čista na izvoru
a prljava na ušću! Water is like people.
Clean on the wellspring and dirty on the estuary!
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Činiti
nešto je obaveza! Nečinjenje je, pak, genetski kod B(iH) naroda.
To do something is an obligation! Doing nothing
is, nevertheless, genetic code of BiH people!
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U Americi si Amerikanac. U Bosni (iHercegovini) si sve drugo samo
ne Bosanac i Hercegovac!
In USA you are American. In Bosnia and Hercegovina you are everything else but Bosnian and Herzegovinian!
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Budi
se Istok i Zapad. Budi se Sjever i Jug. Ali, nikako da ustane!
The East and West are awakening! The North and South are
awakening! But, no way to stand up.
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Govoriti o slobodi govora u B(iH) možemo samo ako prije toga zatvorimo
sve one koji o njoj govore!
To talk about the freedom of the speech in Bosnia (and Herzegovina) we can only if, prior
to that, we put in jail all of those who talks about it!
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U B(iH) je na djelu segregacija u školama. Svako ide
u svoj razred, pardon...stado! In Bosnia (and Herzegovina) we have segregation in schools. Everybody goes to his own class,
sorry...herd!
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Poslije rata su govorili: „Nikada više sa njima zajedno!“ Danas Srbi, Bošnjaci
i Hrvati nisu zajedno. Ali, oni jesu!
After the war they have said:"Never again with them together" Today Serbs, Bosniaks
and Croats are not together. But, they are!
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Ukupan zbir naučnog znanja ljudi na vlasti jednak je veličini
njihovog moralnog ugleda.
Batch total of the scientific knowledge of the people on power is equal to the size of their
moral
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Ne zna se uzrok za H1N1. Pa, to su svinje...iz ŽIVOTINJSKE FARME! Nobody knows the cause for the appearance
of H1N1...Hej, the cause are the pigs...from the ANIMAL FARM!
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Mislio sam da sam pisac. Dok me nisu pročitali...
I thought I was a writer. Until they red me...
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Vrijeme ne prolazi jer i ne postoji. Mi prolazimo. Jer smo postojali.
Time is not passing by because it does not exist. We are passing by. Because we have existed.
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Ja mislim. Zbog
toga sam gladan!
I am thinking. Because of that, I am hungry!
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Čovječiji mozak je neiskorišten
80 %. U Bosni i Hercegovini se radi o 100 %!
Human brain is not use within 80 % capacity. In Bosnia and Herzegovina we
are talking about 100 %!
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Mnogo je mina zaostalih iz rata u B(iH). A da o gluposti ne govorim!
There are a lot
of mines left over after the war in BiH. Not to talk about the stupidity as well!
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Danas svi misle da znaju sve o
svemu. Jučer je isto bilo.
Today everybody thinks that knows everything about everything. Yesterday, it was the same.
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Evropska
unija kao srednji prst...pardon, put.
European Union as middle finger...sorry, road.
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